Dave Kozlowski and the Haunted Pants

It had been six years since Dave Kozlowski had lost his partner. Six years of living with the guilt that the bullet which had severed the spine of the only friend he ever had, had been meant for him. He had visited Catherine and the kids every Sunday since the funeral, but the guilt still clung to him like a very sticky baby who works the midnight shift at a glue factory and has a penchant for kleptomania.